the plan

the cookie cutters are moving back to colorado. california was fun while it lasted, but in all reality, it really isn't as good as it's made out to be. it has its pros and cons, but the cons won this time and it's time for us to leave- all good things must come to an end.

we have plans on getting an 1800 sq ft barn and building a skatepark inside. should be a great time: motorbikes, skateboarding, tattoos and playing punk rock. everything you need under ONE roof! break up with your girlfriend and come stay for a while! but the first rule is: if you come, a free cookie cutter tattoo is mandatory. see you soon, co

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tattoos > bikes

a customer left his tattoo gun at our house and the cookie cutters are now tattoo artists. we know you love our excellent motorcycles, but sometimes you just need to go where the wind blows you... (the shit winds are a'blowin ricky)

we've decided we're going to open a motorbike/tattoo parlor/pho restaurant/bar/venue. feel free to donate to the cause and we'll both get your name tattooed in return

big news

jason came by with his fancy briefcases and informed us he is now an embalming student. definitely matches his personality and his previous beard. godspeed, jason rush

work? what's that?

despite our lack of posts on the bikes we've been working on, we actually have been getting a couple done. including shit richard's someday son-to-be's bike.

guess what? there is now a cookie cutter customs store!

that's right! be excited! stack up the bill on your credit card and get on your favorite dirtbag parts & such for that shitty motorcycle you're building! do something for yourself and make mama proud! click the shopping rabbit to the right and he will take you down the rabbit hole to motorbike part paradise

just look at how ecstatic this happy couple are after buying the air filters i'm holding in the picture above. another satisfied customer!

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...then again its always friday for us.

get outta work and grab yourself a draft, blue collar worker

maed in japan

shit rich decided to disassemble the cookie cutter bike, so many parts left over. we're starting a shop so all of you can buy the parts as memorabilia for your children. they're going to be collector's items eventually, i promise

i have a new bike going. 138 up in this ma

shit rich got a new tattoo

our neighbor irish jason

we've seen this guy pass our house numerous times but apparently he didn't feel wanted since we didn't invite him in for a beer. i was bringing lola inside and randomly found him in front of the driveway on his bicycle sputtering some irish/pikey shit, all i understood was that he just left the bar. i invited him into the garage and he told us that he wants to know how to build motorcycles and in trade he would provide drink. sounds like we found our guy. he warned me that he doesn't believe in finess, and i learned my lesson after he broke my blinker off whilst lifting my bike. the man is a grizzly irish badass. shit rich offered him a dip of chew and he pinched half the can and threw it into his mouth and started chewing. i explain to him, "hey man, you're supposed to put it inside your lip" jason replies, "nei that's not how i do it" he continued to chew it up and after i told him he was going to puke and told him to sip his beer. sure enough, he drank all of the chew in his mouth then continued to post a smoke then light it. we need a tv show

we are 138 !! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 !!

~ 7/8am. jason was waiting til 6am to get beer
jason watching the gg allin documentary. look at that smirk

shit rich got his ironhead motor. some guy used cardboard for the gasket, seemed to work good enough for who it was for

been slacking on the posts

shit rich's battery box is flaccid

at least he makes nice seats..
you wear these to make it look like you actually work. deception at its best

ms bean butts

thanks for the shout out, dude

remember the glitter bike we built for paul? we were sifting through craigslist and noticed he had it up for sale; he built the entire thing apparently. pretty funny stuff (click)

down for the cause, holmes!

best wiring diagram i ever seen

the goods i guess

my girl emailed me this the other day. a photo Dame took before we had to give this piece of shit back to its owner... it really looks like i own it in this picture! wish i did

enjoy your fourth, assholes!

$8 party: EL BANDOLERO !!!!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYY!

nomination for best dog ever: lola bean
i walked into shit rich's room and had this glorious view, glad i was armed with a camera. i decided from here on out i wouldn't walk into their room without a camera
and i made the right move: the next morning i find THIS once i open the door. S&M anyone?
this is our neighbor alvin. supposedly he heard me jamming my guitar and has been coming over constantly telling us that he teaches music, is a realtor and has two bachelor degrees. which we find funny since he's hammered drunk every visit. here's al playing my guit fiddle

that dude is livin the dream

shit rich and ashley fucked up my great photo

tequila + 104•ƒ heat = teenage wasteland

A few Ironheads and a few others:

an update on the office build...

Sunday Morning 2

saw this bike a ways back, the kicker pedal is a work of art. dirty white grips, you got my vote

i guess it could be worse... we thought living out of a garage was bad.

one of the local craigslist ads... i kinda wanted it...

this gave me an idea of how to use my stock sporty risers and the craftsmanship is ridiculously amazing

 

who thinks this shit up? if i was in need of a grocery getter this would be it

say hello to natasha trash

silent steve said he wanted quickest and cheapest. we were told to make the stock tank fit on the frame they made that doesn't fit at all, and so he got what he ordered: natasha trash. here's a chronological timeline of how the shittiest bike we've built came to be