Cookie Cutter Customs

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

our neighbor irish jason

we've seen this guy pass our house numerous times but apparently he didn't feel wanted since we didn't invite him in for a beer. i was bringing lola inside and randomly found him in front of the driveway on his bicycle sputtering some irish/pikey shit, all i understood was that he just left the bar. i invited him into the garage and he told us that he wants to know how to build motorcycles and in trade he would provide drink. sounds like we found our guy. he warned me that he doesn't believe in finess, and i learned my lesson after he broke my blinker off whilst lifting my bike. the man is a grizzly irish badass. shit rich offered him a dip of chew and he pinched half the can and threw it into his mouth and started chewing. i explain to him, "hey man, you're supposed to put it inside your lip" jason replies, "nei that's not how i do it" he continued to chew it up and after i told him he was going to puke and told him to sip his beer. sure enough, he drank all of the chew in his mouth then continued to post a smoke then light it. we need a tv show

we are 138 !! 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 !!
~ 7/8am. jason was waiting til 6am to get beer
jason watching the gg allin documentary. look at that smirk
shit rich got his ironhead motor. some guy used cardboard for the gasket, seemed to work good enough for who it was for

Thursday, August 4, 2011

been slacking on the posts

shit rich's battery box is flaccid
at least he makes nice seats..
you wear these to make it look like you actually work. deception at its best

ms bean butts

Thursday, July 21, 2011

thanks for the shout out, dude

remember the glitter bike we built for paul? we were sifting through craigslist and noticed he had it up for sale; he built the entire thing apparently. pretty funny stuff (click)
down for the cause, holmes!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

the goods i guess

my girl emailed me this the other day. a photo Dame took before we had to give this piece of shit back to its owner... it really looks like i own it in this picture! wish i did

Monday, July 4, 2011

enjoy your fourth, assholes!

$8 party: EL BANDOLERO !!!!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYY!
nomination for best dog ever: lola bean
i walked into shit rich's room and had this glorious view, glad i was armed with a camera. i decided from here on out i wouldn't walk into their room without a camera
and i made the right move: the next morning i find THIS once i open the door. S&M anyone?
this is our neighbor alvin. supposedly he heard me jamming my guitar and has been coming over constantly telling us that he teaches music, is a realtor and has two bachelor degrees. which we find funny since he's hammered drunk every visit. here's al playing my guit fiddle
that dude is livin the dream
shit rich and ashley fucked up my great photo
tequila + 104•ƒ heat = teenage wasteland

Saturday, July 2, 2011